This little story is dedicated to two of my dearest friends, Cam and Ab. I grew up with these two, and had some of the funnest times ever with them.
If memory serves me right, we were barely in our twenties, and went to Ab’s place one night for some take-out and beers. Then we decided we needed to rent a flick and kick back and relax. At the video store, we then decided it would be a hoot to rent a porno. (Please, y’all, remember this was PRE-INTERNET…. the days of yore when porn needed to be *gasp* rented or bought, not surreptitiously downloaded late at night…..)
Ab was too embarrassed to go in the back room, so Cam and I ventured forth for some shits and giggles. Those were the days when the cover of the video was on display, boobs and leering expressions, the men were fuzzy chested and had the typical pornstache. Boob jobs were just coming into vogue, so many women had natural breasts. Even the idea of a Brazilian was mostly unheard of back in the olden days.
We perused the assortment, nothing really catching our eye until… BAM…. We saw it. Instinctively we both knew what the other was thinking. Amongst giggles and snorts, we rushed to the counter with our prize and left the video store, refusing to let Ab in our little secret.
Back at the apartment, we put the VHS tape (oh yes… the kind you have to rewind….) and settled back to have ourselves a good laugh.
Ab, unknowingly the soon-to-be butt of our jokes (literally) was ready for some good laughs too. On the screen, a round bum came in to focus, and was, well, getting it up the back door.
Ab leaned back, as we all started to laugh, and she said “Some lucky chick is getting it up the hoop.”
Then the camera pulled back and revealed two men going for it.
Seriously, you guys…. I have never seen a more shocked look on anyone’s face as I saw on Ab’s.
Now, you’re all thinking, “Yaaawwwn”, been there, done that, who hasn’t seen any manner of porn out there. And you’re right…. What with 2girls1cup out there, the shock value of pornography has been lost. But this was, like, 1990 or 1991. When acid washed jeans and big hair were still cool.
So, yeah, that was our foray into gay porn. Good times, y’all. Good times.
I’m thinking I should rename this post 3girls1video… Thoughts?